Oh Gawwwd!

I’m so embarrassed!
But completely cured!
Why didn’t anyone tell me that infatuation can be neutralized with a heavy dose of embarrassment?!

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Get off my lists please.
Orkut, msn, yahoo,gmail…

Get the fuck off my mind!

Things about me #1

I took this while I was driving ( don't tell my mum) home from work. I was tired and thought I'd probably fall asleep so I stopped at an enoc and bought a red bull. Then I just started clicking pictures and completely forgot about the red bull till I got into the car again the next morning.

Took a lot of pics, but I kinda like this one. Reminds me of NFS.

I love driving. Fast.

My screwed up love life

Last weekend this 21 year old guy asked me out.
He's 6' 2"and HUGE. On one arm there's a scorpion tattoo and the other has a burning cross tattooed on it.
Oh, and he's a chain smoker.

The next day, I got a call from Delhi. It was my ex, the rebound boyfriend. He called me up cos he was watching Godfather III and thought of me!!!
He assures me that it wasn't Al Pacino, but something in the movie made him think of me! (he refused to tell me what exactly)
WTF!!!!
fyi, I haven't seen the damn movie, I've only watched the first one, I have the DVDs of the 2nd and 3rd, but haven't had the time to watch them. So I dunno what the hell this is about. But he was very sweet and seemed to miss me. So I'm guessing it wasn't one of the muscle bound killers.

Oh, and it doesn't end there.

A few hours ago, my first boyfriend, TC ( The Creep) calls me up cos he's getting married.
He's very christian-god fearing ( acc. to him, christians have a God alll to themselves, and that God is the right one! I'm tryin to figure out what the fuck I saw in him in the first place) , and wanted to ensure that I wouldn't "curse him". Wants my blessings.
Bastard.

So that's an update on my love-life, if anyone's interested.

For those who have loved and lost... their senses!!

I watched woh lamhe yesterday. It was the crapppppppppiest movie ever! (I feel that way, but apparently, there are a lot of nutters who liked it! where's the barf bag!?)

First I was like, wtf! this female can't speak English! Then I was like, wtf! this female can't speak Hindi either! and THEN I realised, the woman just can't act! No idea of how to deliver dialogues, no idea of how to speak with emotion, nothing!

And the guy is just as bad. except he has a killllllller smile. and they make him smile a LOT! Everytime he smiles I turn away and go nononononooo don't smile like that! you're breaking my heart! ( btw, if the guy who was sitting next to me is reading this, well hi there! that was me! sorry about ruining the movie for you, but he does have a killer smile!)

But he's such a bad actor! And with immature crappy dialogues like I order you not to die, I ORDER you, and stuff like if you die I will kill you repeated twice or thrice (again, with no idea of dialogue delivery or emotion) and ooh! if there is no hope, we will INVENT it! (no kidding!) said in a slow, deliberate, absolutely emotionless tone.... who pays these people to make such bad movies?!

HOW is it that there are genuine people out there who are good at acting and good at making movies but idiots like these end up on the screen!?

It's a sad saaaad world!
And not just the movies.

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. ~Lao Tzu

I've been looking at too many pictures ( my colleague sent these pics to me) and I'm dyyyying to go on a road trip to these places ( Musandam and someplace else, too early in the morning for me to start thinking) and swim around with the dolphins and trek the mountains.

This is his son. He's really good at football. He might play for UAE when he grows up. If he does, you heard it here first! :)

Anyone else itching to get their camping gear out?

Call me!