Saturday, February 02, 2008

The Houseguest

The cat just walked into my house like he owned it!
Apparently, that is typical cat behaviour.

He's a stray. I used to feed him tidbits (sometimes sneak him some milk as well when my mum wasn't looking) and so he used to let me pat him.
Last night though, was a cold one (ok, not as cold as it gets in some parts of the world, but in dxb, 10 degrees C is cold!). We'd had a sandstorm in the morning and there was a chilly wind at night.
So when I found him outside my house I coaxed dad into letting him inside the house for "just a little while". My dad pretended to suffer his company (while secretly enjoying it. Sometimes I think he likes the cat more than me!) and the cat let us stroke and pet him for a while after which he starting exploring the house.

This is an intelligent animal, and he soon found his favourite room in the house... the kitchen!

I had to shoo him out several times ( I don't think I've ever been in the kitchen so many times in a day! Hell, normally I never step into the place!)

Btw, will someone (Sherry, you have cats! Hellllp!) tell me what these creatures like to eat?! I gave him fish and he refused to eat it! What kinda cat doesn't like fish?! I mean, aren't fish supposed to be a cat's favourite or something?Anyway, this guy sniffed at it suspiciously and then walked away (for me to clean up after of course! WTH! I bet he thinks I'm his maid!) He finally did eat some chicken which my dad was having for dinner. Then he went round the house and got into all sorts of nooks and crannies which I didn't even realize existed! I opened the door for him to see if he wanted to leave, but he just turned away from it and finally settled down to sleep under the sofa in the living room. I use the word 'sleep' lightly though, cos everytime I opened the door to the kitchen, he would jump up expectantly and come to see what I was upto. And this only happened when I opened the kitchen door!
When I turned off the TV and went to bed, he followed me into the room and settled himself under my bed somewhere and I let him be.

I was fast asleep when I was woken up at around 5 am. I had felt some movement around my feet! I got up and found the cat sleeping ON MY BED! I tried to shoo him away and he just ignored me and curled into a ball again.
But I was not happy! This little guy had probably never showered in his life! And he was on my bed! Na-ah! No way!

I got up, turned on the lights, and tried to get him off the bed.
"Get off the bed! Get offff!! NOWW!!!"
He looked at me with this look that clearly said I-think-you're-overreacting-but-whatever and finally disdained to get up. Only, he started walking around the bed, and went to my laptop (which happened to be on one end of the bed) and very calmly stood on it and strretched luxuriously and then proceeded to calmly wash himself.
I'd had enough! I took him by his neck and shooed him out of the room and that was that.

I was slightly sorry for my behaviour and wanted to make amends in the morning but he was gone by then. Dad let him out. And he's not been back since.
But apparently, that is the nature of cats. I'm sure he'll return though. And in the meantime, I have a loot of washing to do, what with all the bedsheets and comforters and pillow cases he was walking on!
So, I guess I kinda have a cat! Or rather, the cat has me! :D
I just need to give him a name now.

Any suggestions :o) ?


KJ said...

back home in bbay, we also had a cat n we called it Lucy ( after our fav TV show "Here's Lucy)

love cats.. :D

hope u doing good



ALI said...

ha ha ha hahahah ha

dat wuso lovely....
I enjoyed reading it..hehehe...

You can call her..

Katie ;) or Chichi ;) or Cheenu ;)



GhostOfTomJoad said...

Is that a pic of the cat you "shooed out of the room" and your bed? SHAMEFUL! That's one of the nicest looking cats I've seen in a long time. Shame again!!

BTW, this "he" looks like a she to me...tom cats are usually larger :-)

Call him/her Rip...since that's exactly what s/he is going to do to your "bedsheets and comforters and pillow cases". :-P

First Rain said...


I live with a cat. A black one. And he is always trying to sneak into my room for a nap on the bed. :O

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

Spark and me - we are on the other team. ;)

Lydia said...

Stunning... really. Sorry I am so late in advice... you know my life. Cats are carnivores... eat lunch meat... fish... turkey... ham... dry cat food... and mine love small doses of french fries.

I love your "Doctor Love" possibility. Send word. Send hope. Ha ha.

zombie said...

Call him Hauz Khas :)