Here’s the conversation I had today on chat today between me and a random female I knew from my office in Delhi about 6 years ago. Kindly note that I've not been in touch with her or talked to her in years!
(Typos left as is)
Her: hai, how r u
Me: hey! I'm good
and u?
Her: ok
iam also good
how is life
when u planning to marriage /* WTF!!! Firstly, how does she know I’m NOT married?! Secondly, WTF!!!!! And no, I have not cut out parts of the conversation. She just asked me about marriage first thing!*/
me: life is good.
I’m not planning it. How are things with you?
HER: why /* whyyy??? how the hell is it HER business to know?!*/
iam doing well
planning for a baby
me: oh ok
good luck with that! /* erm… happy humping? */
HER: but same problem is with me' /* What do you mean SAME problem?! what problem???! */
iam taking the treatment /*errrr. Not sure what to say!*/
me: oh ok
HER: where r u
me: in dubai
HER: dubai?
ok
when u r comming to kerala /*errrr. WHY?!*/
...........................
*banging my head against the wall*
7 comments:
Okay, this is very funny!
But, just out of curiosity...what kind of people have you been mixing around with? ׃-)
in an office with 5000 employees, you don't get to pick and choose your acquaintances do you?! She's just this rannnndom person i don't even know!
Move here. End of discussion.
Many people live in this small world they have created & assume everybody else lives the same way they do:-)).
Could relate very well with the chat... typical Indian.. they poke their nose into everything... studies, marriage, kids...
can't stop laughing, my tummy aches. some characters. glad i stumbled in here. hooked. :}
pink: welcome! :o)
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