Please give me a new job! PLLLEAAASE!
I'm feeling utterly and hopelessly depressed in my current one.
I'm earning peanuts, my self esteem is lower than I thought possible, and I hate the guy I'm reporting to.
I'm not cut out for this job, for this kind of work.
I feel completely and utterly useless, not to mention helpless!
So please, pleaaaase! Give me a new job!